Don't come crying to me!

Excuse me a minute.

A bloke was telling me

A very good companion to me.

To me it's like a mountain...

I've got a tongue in me head.

I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.

Sounds a bit funny if you ask me

Well, he was attacking me with a banana.

It's just a few friends call me two sheds

And some mates and me went to a party

Yes, and there's me with half a wall wattled.

Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you?

If I were not a barrister, an engine driver me.

It's just a few of my friends call me two sheds.

If I were not in the c.i.d., a window cleaner me.

If I were not in the c.i.d., a window cleaner me.

Well, now, tell me, what do you do when you spot a camel?

Was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk. You assured me that its lack of movement