Jethro, you better get up there and tell that bus driver to slow down.

Still want me to go up and talk to the bus driver, Uncle Jed?

Tanks disappear and end up in the recreation hall.

Don't nobody else seem skittish, and we don't want folks to think this is our first bus ride.

You can't pitch in Candlestick Park.

You look pure Park Avenue and you speak pure Tobacco Road.

Park it around in the back and ask for the greenskeeper.

Well, I had a man trip and fall in the parking lot once.

And now we shall begin the transition from Tobacco Road to Park Avenue.

I'm going to sell you Griffith Park, the Hollywood Bowl, and the freeway that connects them.

Each contestant will now step to the microphone and tell us in her own words how she intends to represent the city of Beverly Hills as queen on her world tour.

As the bulletin says, he is particularly clever at selling public parks and monuments to these rural types.