Hey, Granny, pour your Granny a cup of coffee.

Are you out of your mind? You know the orders.

In which case, be careful of your borrowed clothes.

You can help your pa get that mule out of here.

You want to do your granny a favor, you get that four-legged friend of yours to pull in the plow, like he was paying his bucket of oats to do.

But, Granny, I thought you done give up the idea of growing your own vittles.

Hey, Granny, some more of the bark off this tree just fell into your soap.

Put that out of your mind, sir. The navy's got other things to do.

Now, you get up off of your big fat tailgate and commence to pulling that plow, you hear?

The smell of your corn liquor or brewing is going to drive poor Miss Dry Dale right out of her mind.