Everybody keep your eyes peeled for water and boats.

You were slicker than a peeled onion.

I'll call the doctor.

I'm going to sell you Griffith Park, the Hollywood Bowl, and the freeway that connects them.

And I says, well, Granny will come on over and doctor you.

With a moneymaker like Pearl singing and yodeling for you, you won't have to sell your Hollywood bowl.

Folks out here got city doctors, and they don't need Granny.

Well, it's the same thing you do with doctor and granny.

Here you are, Doctor, and I've postponed your golf date until three.

Jethro tells me Miss Jane is ill and you're fixing the doctor for her.

Sir, I must ask you for the key and the recall code. Have you got them handy?

I talked to the doctor at the hospital, and he said Claude's wife and babies can come home today.

But I know how anxious you are to get back to Boston and your doctors.

Mr. Clampett, if I may, as owner of Hollywood Bowl, I become an expert judge of musical talent, and I wonder if I might hear Mrs. Bodine perform.

Well, nothing except a secretary, a new doctor, a speechwriter, and someone to take over my work.

With whom shall I leave the young master's schedule on rest, diet, medication, and telephone numbers of doctors?

He says all he needs is a secretary, a speechwriter, a new doctor, and somebody to do his work.

And she says, well, you tell Granny there's already a doctor on the way, because I got sick benefits.

Have you heard the one about the busy doctor who made a house call, was seized, forcibly undressed, and thrown into bed?

I've been helping the critter doctor over to the zoo, and he let me bring this here one home because its ma was being mean to it.