- I've found romance. - You have?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.

A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Well, now, listen here, fella.

Don't be such a pig.

Sorry, Porky, I didn't mean it.

You're getting to be a right big health teammate.

Ellie Mae, get these varmints out of here.

Granny, they ain't varmints.

They's McCrenners.