The turkey got away, and I want old Duke to sniff out his trail.

Oh, well, that was the entry in the old Bible I couldn't quite make out.

But what would an old mountain goat like me have to say to the President and Congress?

Well, you seem to set quite a store on handling all of these old historical pewter pots and pans.

Well, Jed, now that we's high society, I can't be seen riding around in that old truck.

I just want to say that me and my family here is right good at tracking and trailing and hunting.

And I suppose Granny gave you some of her corn?

She's played it to me and I got it all wrote down.

I had you all dressed up, and you run out on me.

All I sent you for was a couple of chickens and a milking goat for Granny.

and I found out that high society folks, especially rich ones like us, they have what you call hobbies.

Her and me had a nice long talk about it, and that's the reason I brought her home, so she could meet the family, kind of get acquainted.

I know you're powerful busy being a movie star, learning your parts and all, but if you could spare me a minute, I'd like to ask you a few... Quite all right, Cousin Jed.