Oh, you mean just for a little visit?

No, it's more than that.

And we'll put it in your backyard.

Then we'll dig a creek, just like the one at home.

It would stop the whole place with possums, raccoons, hound dogs, bobcats, whatever Ellie wants.

She could just run wild.

But that's what I moved out here to get Ellie away from.

I was hoping you folks would turn her into a lady.

But I think she's getting worse.

Coffee time!

You're to blame for this.

It was your responsibility to turn that wild girl into a lady, and you failed.

What have you done now, you overdeveloped vixen?

Not her.

I'm talking about Ellie Mae Clampett.

Wait, Mr. Drysdale.

Miss Jane done the best she knows how.

As a matter of fact, it was her who got Ellie her first ball gown.

That's true.

By the way, I haven't seen that gown since.