Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, the poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Congratulations, Lieutenant.

You've apprehended the most vicious criminal since Jesse James.

And you're going to receive a handsome reward from my bank.

Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Drysdale.

I don't want any reward.

No, no, no.

I insist.

Miss Hathaway, see that this fine detective receives one of our new calendars.

All right, Foxy.

Fox Hall, sir.

Colonel Gaylord Mayweather Fox Hall.