If I'm going to do all of that, I've got to have a double.

I want you to meet an old buddy of mine.

I want to get a bird's eye view of this fiasco.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heaping helping of their hospitality.

I would be happy to demand the surrender of the rebels, sir.

We're going to spend the rest of the day just rehearsing the action.

But aren't you supposed to be at that Board of Directors meeting with Mr. Clabber?

Just one of the many faithful employers who beg to follow their beloved general into battle.

Now, you're gonna charge down that hill past the overseer's house through a hail of bullets, gallop up to this mansion, and demand the surrender of the Confederate commander.