Where is Oscar? He's out sick.

that's dumb. Everybody have streamers.

We're friends.

Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?

Three, two, one. Three, two, one.

I want everybody to take a look to their left.

You're not his friend, you don't know.

Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out.

that is on their forehead. So everybody has a different race

Where were you yesterday after work?

Number one, inverted penis.

I have one, yes.

Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.

And... Okay. Just one complaint.

not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has a great caboose !

Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it.

and there is one department... Yes.

That's one book. You've got two others.

No one cares about your birthday.

That's code for "Check out the slut."