Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.

I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year,

This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.

Eyes at her officer driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chains ever again !

Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out.

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

because God gave me this Dundee,

We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.

What is it ? Who wrote it ?

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

- Just... Pam shows is getting started. - Sorry.

I have so many people to thank for this award !

Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables.

Oh, here she is. Careful. All right, easy. Almost there.

That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me.

- Ok, well that's ridiculous, just don't... I don't have time for this right now.

- All right. So let's get this party started ! - Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.

Oh my god ! I just wanna say that this was the best Dundies ever !

but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.