on his meetings, and I'm like, these people are my friends.

let's put him in the hallway given some chairs right decisiveness one of the keys to success according

And that isn't weird?

I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend.

because they're chunkier and more solid.

Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.

- It's between you and me. - Yeah.

And teach your children well

and it started to snow at exactly midnight.

No. He's actually been really nice and helpful.

It'd be a great icebreaker! And your veil.

No, no. That was just something that was written on the ladies room wall.

Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam?

Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

between Michael and corporate about like staff issues.

Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

Michael Scarn takes out a 9mm gun and shoots the cake.

No? Okay. Well, could you get on that, 'cause I don't just read CRACKED.

Michael is sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.