Keep your acceptance speeches shorts,

Dwight, you have your hand up.

This is where I used to keep my computer.

because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble.

I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me.

But I just want to keep it within reason. Michael.

...what your friendship means to me.

Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

I am actually looking forward to Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Let's start with your mom.

And teach your children well

I'm really excited to meet your mom. You are?

Yeah, I changed them to your new address. Good.

Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk you to your vehicular transport?

And feed them on your dreams

Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?

About when you want to give me more of your money?

Listen, you don't have to answer now, but how are you going to do your hair?

So do you think we can keep a lid on this for now I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.

Is your job hard? It's not too bad.