and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder.

I think he may be the real murderer.

but I wrote up a few talking points

She had done a background check on me. She had it printed out.

She hears me arranging my social life.

You already did me. That's what she said.

She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago

Nice. Send me a postcard.

Jinx. Buy me a Coke.

I'm glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with.

- I hope she doesn't mind, she has a lot of extra space. - No way! I think she really likes this stuff

Are you calling me a ho?

So, give me a call back.

And she set a date for the wedding with Roy.

And, uh, she's got a really good sense of humor.

now she knows what it's like to be a minority.

Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing

Yikes. Give me a call back. I hope.

All right, Jan just e-mailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.

Oh, no, it was just, you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion.