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The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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and they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month...

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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personally and financially responsible.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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I'm the three-hole punch version of Jim,

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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And I'm very angry. Hold that thought.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations,

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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That's just a figure of speech, you know.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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So Pam and I have put his resume

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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You hire Dwight K. Schrute and he does not meet,

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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And I want... I'm gonna kill you. Michael Scott here.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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What do you mean? Of course, martial arts training is relevant.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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and soft-shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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And who else is she gonna talk to if I'm gone? Right?

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Of course, I would take that job in Maryland because it's double the pay