Come one, Dwight, use words.

heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam and...

- Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? - Do you?

and I just loved that.

- Dwight come on ! - I'm gonna use my shirt.

Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.

He still loves that after seven years!

Good to see you, too.

Like, you went to Chili's, and he got to second base with you.

I'm good. It's good to see you.

Hey, do you want me to go?

So, I'm going to let you pick

You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself,

Do you wanna just go to lunch? Okay.

I bet he'll try to beat you up.

You know, whether we can supply to them

- Yeah, what are you up to? - I'm not bothering you am I?

- Times are tough, Pam, deal with it. - You cut more than you had to, didn't you?

- I'm sorry, sir, you gotta have to put your clothes back. We're trying to eat...

the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop!