Oh, my God, did you see The Apprentice last night?

Hey, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?

and place them under the tree, like so.

Jim. Oh, cool.

or choose a new gift.

I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it.

So, can I trade you for it? No trades.

Come on. It's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.

A real man makes his own luck. Billy Zane, Titanic.

Look it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?

No. I want it. I'm going to use it.

You don't even drink tea. True.

But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured

by making your tea from green tea leaf stems...

Okay. ... and pouring it directly

into your nose, like so.

I mean that's something right there true plus I can talk to about the origins of my last name it's all gold guys are usually my best customers they buy the high end stuff like the beads in the sequence and stuff for