- Anal fissures. - That's a real thing.

I'd love a piece of candy right now.

And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Love to be a part of one someday.

seem to like to touch things which had them Calvin I don't like to necessarily touch things so

and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go Monday.

Nazi was a fascist movement... Don't...

No. I don't have a gun.

Don't be mad, it is a business trip.

Here's a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.

Ain't no party like a Scranton party 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!

There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're going to open it.

they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven,

A head injury. Well, you don't have all the information.

So, Pam told me you do a great Stanley impression. I'd love to hear it.

Michael paying a third thing there's a person that I that's right what god there's a person here who wants to sell handbags no

Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

has a gun good Kentucky for second and private I don't think some you just take a second nd just for a minute penalties

Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.

I cannot you cannot promise me you won't promise listen to wait do you love her like no I I don't know it's too early to tell I