It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life.

I am ready for my performance review.

My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life.

I sat at my desk all day

Wait, I would like to discuss my raise.

I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad.

When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me.

All right, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick!

I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap!

I can't take you. I don't have my car, and yours is all vomitty.

- When I let him come to my pick up game... - I apologized for that.

I mean that's something right there true plus I can talk to about the origins of my last name it's all gold guys are usually my best customers they buy the high end stuff like the beads in the sequence and stuff for

Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.

This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,

has a gun good Kentucky for second and private I don't think some you just take a second nd just for a minute penalties

A book my grom-mutter used to read me when I was a kid.

to her house Coxon and announces we come no I ... what is your name my fair less Katie

When I was little, my dad and I played a lot of games together.

My dad cheated a lot, but I never busted him on it.