Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches.

You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.

Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!

Just knock, please, as a sign of respect for your superior.

I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece.

Here's a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

She's kind of... Tightly wound?

please ... maybe some of them whatever you need I'm right on the other side of this wall is to be a window here there's not any more so

Just part of me meant it.

You've seen one of these? Yeah.

It's a pencil cup.

a big surprise. Ok?

A man, sitting several seats down, who has a gold face,

- It's kind of private, - It's about Michael !

Today at the end of the day,

I will have for all of you

You mean, like a ham?

Aw man, am I a woman?

This is a ridiculously awful plan.