I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend.

Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam?

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

no no no vendors in the office that is a distraction okay taller Utah hammer pants come on busy

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.

It's a pencil cup.

a big surprise. Ok?

on his meetings, and I'm like, these people are my friends.

A man, sitting several seats down, who has a gold face,

You mean, like a ham?

Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

please ... maybe some of them whatever you need I'm right on the other side of this wall is to be a window here there's not any more so

Aw man, am I a woman?

This is a ridiculously awful plan.

No, no. That was just something that was written on the ladies room wall.

No? Okay. Well, could you get on that, 'cause I don't just read CRACKED.

Michael paying a third thing there's a person that I that's right what god there's a person here who wants to sell handbags no

Why not, Dwight? This is a movie.

Oh, man, is that a Prism DuroSport?