You should have put him in custard-y!

Ok. Can you just tell me please?

Please, ok.

So, she's like, I don't have my ID, please give me one.

Can you reprimand him please?

You and me, Michael. Yes.

Do you want me to tell them?

So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything.

Phil has recruited me and another guy.

And that's not me being mean Dwight,

and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

Hey, is it me, or does this place smell like updog?

Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me,

No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her.

Ok, you know what? You can be a witness. and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

dot dot dot please I am here inferior and I'm asking you this favor can you promise me that it would just be a ride home no

I just want you to treat me like you would a family member

That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time.

So come over and help me celebrate Michael's birth moment.

And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop pulling Dwight's personal effects into jello.