Hey, is it me, or does this place smell like updog?

I can't run, a lion eats me, and I'm dead. "

Give me the bottle or you're fired! You can't fire me.

You mean, like a ham?

I just want you to treat me like you would a family member

You tell me who this sounds like.

to me in private or was that date both what colors do you like gray dark gray

Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.

You know what, let me give you a call right back.

Well, let me offer you a little piece of advice.

Stop it, Dwight. You know what, Dwight? You're acting like a dork.

Jim, looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.

If you are attempting to compliment me, then you have done a very good job.

and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

Dwight, listen to me very carefully, you are not a manager of anything.

So, Pam told me you do a great Stanley impression. I'd love to hear it.

I cannot you cannot promise me you won't promise listen to wait do you love her like no I I don't know it's too early to tell I

- Excuse me? I'm sorry but that's not all it takes to be a hero. - Oh great, what is a hero to you?

dot dot dot please I am here inferior and I'm asking you this favor can you promise me that it would just be a ride home no