I wanted one of those skillets of cheese,

- It's fine, - Well we can fix it, we'll fix it up !

Good, speaking of relationships, of all way shapes and forms,

It's fat Halpert

Let's cut it !

one of Carson's classic characters.

Oh yeah ! - Shut it !

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

We don't approve of this Michael.

and also because of Dwight too.

It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack,

Plus, bonus, it's really really funny.

It's so freakin' hot in there.

- Sing it Elton ! - Hey thanks guys !

Neighbor’s hanged himself, due to lack of recognition.

Thanks for listening, those of you who listened.

That's why it's funny, every year that Roy and Pam don't get married it gets funnier !

Why don't you show them some of your bling ?

It's this person whose hand I'm holding Michael.

No reasons ? It was the 05-05-05 party !