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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Michael, I gotta get out of here. I can't hold my breath that long.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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It was done out of love, just like I thought.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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But you're the one who picked today. I am a victim of a hate crime.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Of course it was you.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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because he is not here, and out of sight. Out of the contest.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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The pressures of my office are insane.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I don't know.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I hate her.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Plus, I just...

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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was an act of terrorism against the office.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Really? I thought you.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I thought you might.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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So this is sort of like my audition tape.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You know what, guys? It's none of your concern.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I can't stand it. I can't stay in here another second.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Well, I hated it a lot, okay. I... You know what?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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No, I don't think I can... Oh, please, Jim. Please, please, Jim.