I promise you that.

Come in!

the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop!

or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee.

Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it.

Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right?

you're a gentleman in the scolar.

My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%,

Why isn't it in my hand?

because there are starving people in the world,

I'm sort of a student in comedy

He put my stuff in jello again.

Judge is in cession. What is the problem here?

a first job in the country, barely spoke English,

Actually you call me in here, but yeah.

I've been in Dundler Mifflin for twelve years,

Hey, <?is old gut zumee ?>coming in today?

You should have put him in custard-y!

Watch out for this guy Dwight Schrute in the building!

in that I'm going to have to let you go first