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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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No. I only give my organs to my real friends.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Does anyone need to smell my old carpet?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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and would applaud as I walked away.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I don't know. There is stink in there. My God.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Michael, I gotta get out of here. I can't hold my breath that long.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You know what? I swore to myself

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I need to make a sales call.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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$83. Still a lot of money and I'm going to...

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You know, I used to sit right here?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You explain to me how that was fair and I'll explain to you how this is fair.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Packer and I once spent a whole day with our pants off.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim. Please, please, please.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager,