I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness,

I regret my actions, I regret offending my co-workers.

so I grew up in the united states and my parents were Mexicans.

and someone is going to come in and talk to us about diversity,

But I was going to, and I think it's very important that we have this,

I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish,

I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.

and they moved to the united-states a year before I was born,

and I want you to look them over and sign them, as a kind of a group pledge.

and people file a complaint to corporate?

let's get down to business, and why don't I, just kind of introduce myself, ok?

some biiiip ass biiiip, I take care of my kids!

Welcome to my convenient store. Would you like some gookie cookie?

and I knew all this stuff already so...

And it's probably more advanced than you're used to.

I have something here, I want you to take a card

Michael I would love to have your permission to run this session, can I have your permission?

I never actually talked to corporate about it,

And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.

and I go into the exact same routine, same comedy timing,