Ok Michael, both my parents were born in Mexico

- What connotations Michael? - No...

- Pam could we change something on this? - Michael can I talk to you candidly?

Now how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine?

I will play the Chris rock guy!

Hi Iím Michael Scott, Iím in charge of Dundler Mifflin paper products

I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish,

How come Chris rock can do a routine,

Great you're the Chris rock guy and you're the guy listening.

Michael I would love to have your permission to run this session, can I have your permission?

Welcome to my convenient store. Would you like some gookie cookie?

I regret my actions, I regret offending my co-workers.

try my gookie cookie

There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King,

where was my Oprah moment?

Those are my instructions from the corporate offices

Well it's my name it's not a test, ok?

some biiiip ass biiiip, I take care of my kids!

so I grew up in the united states and my parents were Mexicans.

I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness,