It's so freakin' hot in there.

- And you also had a... - It happens once every billion years !

Was this year's Dundies a success ? Well, let me see :

You only have the budget for one office party a year so,

That's why it's funny, every year that Roy and Pam don't get married it gets funnier !

- Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed.

The hottest, in the office award goes to...

this is the don't go in there after me award, it's for the time that

It is the whitest sneakers award, because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on !

- Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year,

- It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael.

It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack,

now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia

and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum.

The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated,

You've all made it You had a was, you work so hard

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

I've a few more Dundies to give out tonight, but I'm just gonna cut it short, and rapid up.