You know, you can go a mess with Josh's people,

you're a gentleman in the scolar.

Why isn't it in my hand?

You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.

it is a real bitch,

I'm sort of a student in comedy

All right, well let me show you how it's done.

It was a young Guatemalan guy,

a first job in the country, barely spoke English,

All right, was it anything you wanted to add to the agenda?

You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50cents a piece,

And I just think all those people really helped the world, in so many ways,

Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it.

They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before,

Surprise it's a joke, we were joking around, you see?

Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP

and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

Ok, you know what? You can be a witness. and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.