Surprise it's a joke, we were joking around, you see?

Yeah, that was a joke, that was actually my brother's,

the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop!

<?Ted Nickels?> set me down to start today

Memo to Jan: I deserve a raise

I think I'm a role model here, I think I garner other people respect.

That was a woman I was talking to... she had a very low voice.

or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee.

I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I am a friend first,

Really? Cause I didn't did we get a fax this morning?

Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam?

Probably a smoker.

Just a second

and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

Ok, you know what? You can be a witness. and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

Yeah, just a fax

and a boss second.

You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50cents a piece,

because downsizing is a bitch,

it is a real bitch,