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The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Not only am I your ship's captain, I am also your party captain!

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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How about the anchor? What does the furnace do?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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And I'm your party captain, too!

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Suppose your office building's on fire,

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Just wrap your heads around the reality of that.

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Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on!

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Your company employees are not the only people on the boat tonight. Okay?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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You know I made out with Jan. Yeah, I know.

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I am the captain.

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Hi. I am Michael Scott. I am the captain of this party.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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No, no... No, I didn't...

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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I am a great motivational speaker.

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So, right now, I was thinking.

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I mean, who saw the movie Titanic?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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I need to know... Banana-fana-fo-fanley.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Did I motivate you? No, it's Captain Jack.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Maybe. I don't know. Not maybe. Yes or no?

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but Roy and I were just having a conversation