not that I have you or have ever had you,

I would never, ever serve you.

Did not. Jan, have you ever had deer?

I have never slept with an employee, and believe me, I could have.

and I never have, and I never will.

I have never been late.

So, that was the worst birthday I think I ever had.

Everyone, okay, I have an announcement.

I never said it was better than an iPod.

and I have never made this mistake.

okay I should never have let the type touches I had all these great icons and now I have four folders so it's

in that I have had my assistant Pam,

I would have never called him that if I knew.

So, I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.

Also, I have never missed a day due to illness,

Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover.

Hey, I have an idea. You know that extra bedroom?

Any word on those time cards? I have an idea.

And I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one.

No. I am saying we are never gonna have this conversation.