How come Chris rock can do a routine,

Alan and I will conduct your performance review

Okay, we'll use the doll.

Alan and I have created an incentive program me Hey how is our tell Alan that the Mets suck okay

My neighbor, Alan. They're going on a date tonight.

and I go into the exact same routine, same comedy timing,

Ok since the last meeting, Alan and the board have decided

Now how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine?

...but it's very disruptive. Why can't boys play with dolls?

I was gonna teach the children how to make cornhusk dolls.

Trump

- Michael! - Oh god, Dwight come on!

I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing.

There's no downsizing.

But if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?

- Assistant to the regional manager Dwight. - Yeah, so I don't have to worry?

Look look look, I talked to corporate,

About protecting the sales staff and they said they couldn't guarantee it

If there's downsizing. Ok? But, there's no downsizing.

Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?