You're the boy who lived.

Who's that?

Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts.

- Who told you about Fluffy? - Fluffy?

Vernon, just look at him! I can't believe it!

I won it. Off a stranger I met down at the pub.

...in front of me.

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. He's not about to steal it.

I demand that you leave at once, Sir! You are breaking and entering!

Essential bit of equipment, Harry.

Oh, um, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that.

Seemed quite glad to be rid of it, as a matter of fact.

If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief...

...with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his.

Unless you'd rather stay, of course.

Harry, This is Professor Quirrell. He will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.

- I am. - Well, of course you are.

A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.

Afraid I might have sat on it at somepoint, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same.

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?