You all right there, Harry?

It was dark times, Harry. Dark times.

Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry.

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. He's not about to steal it.

Here's your ticket. Stick to it, Harry that's very important. Stick to your ticket.

And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you're trained up little.

I demand that you leave at once, Sir! You are breaking and entering!

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess...

Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?

Harry, This is Professor Quirrell. He will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.

A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.

Nope, I reckon he's out there still...

But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night.

Well, he'll be wanting to see me. Now, uh, your train leaves in 10 minutes.

Vernon, just look at him! I can't believe it!

What? You? Go to Smeltings?

- I am. - Well, of course you are.

Well done!

Codswallop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.