Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

Harry, it's you that has to go on. I know it.

...l can't be a wizard.

- That thing has a name? - Of course he's got a name. He's mine.

Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?

- Best do it at a bit of a run if you're nervous. - Good luck.

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween?

Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say, "Up."

Oh, go on Harry. Quidditch is great. Best game there is, and you'll be great too.

...asphodel and wormwood make a sleeping potion so

I would've expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you, Ms. Granger.

Some of them go bad. A few years ago...

In just a week, he'll be off to Smeltings.

George sweared he got a bogey-flavoured one once!

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...

Clearly, Hermione knows. Seems a pity not to ask her.