Bloody bird's a menace.

Unless it wasn't a student.

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

- That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas.

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.

That even though we've got a fight ahead of us...

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

Third year, he fought off about a hundred Dementors at once.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.