No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Think my name's funny, do you? I've no need to ask yours.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

Let me introduce my assistant...

...here's what I want you to do. Excuse me.

- My scar. It keeps burning. - It's happened before.

Your father and I are so proud.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

Nothing, I repeat, nothing...

...is used to return those who have been Petrified to their original state.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

...until that time when his own true Heir returned to the school.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

...Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this Dueling Club...

That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.