I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description...

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

You must be the Weasleys.

See, the thing is, Harry, there are some wizards, like the Malfoy family...

It seems your hearing in the Ministry is to be before the entire Wizengamot.

Then speak the incantation, Expecto Patronum.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world. All of them.

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules?

I let her do that. It's good manners, isn't it?

Told them I was hungry, wanted some sweets.

Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Welcome to Gryffindor.

Our new celebrity.

Cool.