Seeker? But first years never make their house teams.

Bloody bird's a menace.

We need a teacher.

Unless it wasn't a student.

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend.

- Have a tea, if you like. - No, Hagrid.

I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

- That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas.

That even though we've got a fight ahead of us...

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Third year, he fought off about a hundred Dementors at once.

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.

I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died.

- And a nice big box for Ron. - Big box for you. And...