The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died.

Have it your way, then.

- What would you have done? - Died, rather than betray my friends!

I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

It's mad in here. Let's go outside.

Welcome to Gryffindor.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Unless it wasn't a student.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

...is used to return those who have been Petrified to their original state.

Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

- Has been known to happen. - It was brilliant.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend.