Told them I was hungry, wanted some sweets.

I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description...

The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died.

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

You'll find I can be very persuasive. Not that she knew what she was doing.

- Has been known to happen. - It was brilliant.

It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.

That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago.

- That was bloody brilliant! - Thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley.

We need a teacher.

- Mummy, have you seen my jumper? - Yes, dear, it was on the cat.

Bloody bird's a menace.

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Unless it wasn't a student.