What's going on with Harry's broomstick?

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

So could you please put them on, right away? Quickly.

Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

The swish and flick. Good. Oh, and enunciate.

And smile!

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

And the points stand thus:

Friendship and bravery. And, Harry, just be careful.

And I'm Malfoy.

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

- Hurry up! - Swish and flick.

And a thirst to prove yourself.

- And with Dumbledore gone... - Good afternoon.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

Your father and I are so proud.

...between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way.