...brew glory and even put a stopper in death.

They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff...

What's going on with Harry's broomstick?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

We've looked a hundred times!

Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Unless it wasn't a student.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Understand? If I see a single broom in the air...

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Now, can anybody tell me what a boggart looks like?

Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.