Nice one, mate.

At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in.

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

One, two, three.

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

- What would you have done? - Died, rather than betray my friends!

What's going on here? Go on. Make way, make way.

No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood.

So just keep practicing on your own as best you can.

Come on, Harry, time for a spot of breakfast.

Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.

As an antidote to your ignorance, and on my desk, by Monday morning...

Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say, "Up."

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

The Philosopher's Stone.

The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect...

powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead.

And the points stand thus: