Brutal, But no one's died in years. Someone will vanishes occasionally.

And that's not all that's new this year.

What's got your wand in a knot?

The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk.

I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

...and produces the Elixir of Life which will make the drinker immortal."

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

Troll in the dungeon!

...but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom.

Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as a diversion...

There isn't a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin.

To perform them in a classroom... I mean, did you see Neville's face?

But in the end, only one will go down in history.

But everyone knows, its the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years.

It's written in blood.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.

That, sis, is the best Seeker in the world.

You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.