- What happened? - Er, I don't really remember.

The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

We've looked a hundred times!

Waste of bloody time, if you ask me.

It's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

- That way, one of you might be on time. - We got lost.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

- The what? - The scar?

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

The Golden Snitch.

The Philosopher's Stone.

This is the most direct path to the dormitories.

There! I see it! The one with the broken wing.

Troll in the dungeon!

What about the countercurse?

...who possess the predisposition...

The Keeper, that's me, defends the hoops. With me so far?

powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead.

...and produces the Elixir of Life which will make the drinker immortal."