What's going on with Harry's broomstick?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Me dad's a Muggle. Mum's a witch.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

So could you please put them on, right away? Quickly.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

Unless it wasn't a student.

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

We've looked a hundred times!

Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

And a thirst to prove yourself.

Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

Probably a right sight better than he normally does.